December 2009
19 posts
Wearing a Snuggie at My Desk at Work
and it’s awesome.
There are times I think to myself, “you know, maybe boys aren’t that perverted.”
….And then I hang out with my guy friends. And yes, yes they are that perverted. Even more than I thought.
No, I Don't Own an iPhone
Or any other nifty smartphone. Instead, I have a regular cell phone that I use to talk and text…and that’s about it.
I update Tumblr using a computer and not my phone. The blasphemy, I know. I don’t even think I’m technically allowed to be on Tumblr. So ashamed…
Hoarders... it's a scary show
I just watched an episode where they hauled away 4,000 pounds of poop from a woman’s house. That’s 1.3 TONS of human feces. There was so much human waste that the floor of the bathroom decomposed and there was a huge hole.
I will have nightmares tonight. Terrible nightmares.
“You know what’s weird….Everyone is getting married.”
WatchI thought the same thing when I read that article this morning!
colinlowenberg:
What Happens to ‘30 Rock’ Jokes Now That Comcast Is Buying NBC?
This morning it became official: Comcast is buying NBC Universal in a deal estimated to be worth $30 billion. Although GE will still have a 49% stake in the business, one thing’s clear: 30 Rock will never be the same.
Go ahead, try and make a funny...
“When on a first date and a guy awkwardly asks, “so do you want me to pay for you...”
Just Breathe
In and out.
Nose and mouth.
Don’t forget.