You know you are not in Texas when…
….Tortillas are no longer in the bread aisle at the grocery store, but instead found in the “ethnic food” section
….People don’t know what queso is and actually say, “so….it’s just cheese?”
….Burnt orange is a rarity in a crowd
….You think $6 for a Miller Lite is a good deal
….It’s 80 degrees out and you say to yourself, “Geez - it’s hot outside today”
….Your apartment doesn’t have or need air conditioning.
….Blue Bell ice cream can’t be found anywhere
….Shiner Bock costs more than Guiness
