Team Wills

Daniel:

I leave you endless amounts of Gummy Bears, Oreos, Nacho Cheese and the notion that it is perfectly acceptable to eat a pint of ice cream as your lunch. You are owed that privilege as you are a man about town now on the [somewhat] Westside.

Stan:

I leave you Kristen Stewart…..[awkward pause]….. because she is, um, mysterious.

Vanessa:

I leave my sincere gratitude for sharing with me the secret of the Lemon and the Lime. You see, I was in the dark of how they work together in perfect harmony. Without your bestowment of knowledge, I would forever be lemonness in my life and what a shameful and incomplete life that would be. I thank you from the bottom of my heart.

Tiffany:

I leave you the entire Alanis Morissette collection. I know how much you relate to her lyrics and find her emotion so raw and real. I never really thought of it this way, but she really does have “message” songs, as you like to describe them. And you were so right, her voice does represent a generation of hope and torture at the same time. I mean, you, you, you oughta know since you are her #1 fan. I’m sad I’m going to miss your rendition of Ironic at Pokeraoke. Win the Gold!

Sam:

I leave you my old house. Please take care of it. It treated me well Summer 2006.

Lily:

I leave with you with these words of wisdom: Don’t stop believing – just hold on to that feeling while the wheels in the sky keep on turning. Maintain your poker face and just dance. After all, you are a master of karate and friendship for everyone. Some might even say you are a champion of the sun. No Dayman or Nightman can compare, this I promise you.

Paige:

I leave you TV shows that we know and love….

· Millionaire Matchmaker, Kell on Earth, Real Housewives, Top Chef, The City, Real World, Glee

And let’s have a moment of silence for the ones that have come and gone in our lives:

· NYC Prep, The Hills, Bromance, Laguna Beach

I’ll miss the Rachel Berry-inspired outfits and the humming of the Glee soundtrack. GLEEKs FOREVER!

Sandy:

I leave you my coined catchphrases that I know you love so dearly, “lamez0r” and “shadez0r.” I mean, it’s no secret that we all know you want to be me – you try to talk like me, you wish you went to UT (Hook ‘em!), you aspire to have my style, and the list goes on and on. But don’t worry – I know if you really want it and try hard enough, you can find my purple dress at Forever 21. Don’t give up the dream!

Charlotte:

I leave to you a Large Vanilla Latte for every hour of the day. Well, my original gift was a Starbucks espresso machine that attaches to your veins and pumps in coffee variety drinks all day. Although, it’s still in the testing phase, weighs a ton and is a huge pain to lug around so I didn’t think it was appropriate to give just yet. Once I get the configurations right, I’ll be sure to send your way! J